You Know You're a Mom When...

You have little or no regard to when, what, or from what position you eat

You find yourself reading "Cookie's Book of Numbers" for the 578th time at 5:45 in the morning

Taking a bath is always accompanied by a dwarf sized person clawing the side of the tub crying until you put them in with you

You cringe when an unexpected stretch of silence occurs
You spend your last few bucks to buy your child the 14th pair of shoes when you desperately need new undergarments

Your foot, leg, or arm is constantly creating a temporary barrier to prevent said child from climbing, grabbing, or yanking whatever project you are working on

When planning an outing, you need 30 minutes of prep to throw together the bag of assundry items that could possibly be needed during the process of the outing

your purse IS your diaper bag

You have quads of steel since you stoop up and down all day picking up something off the floor that a. is a choking hazard or b. you just stabbed your foot with

and finally...

You Know You're a Mom When...

your heart grows 10 sizes bigger each day to make room for the love you have for a pint-sized diaper-clad ball of pure delight.