Multi-Tasking

These days, I feel like I spend 90% of my time multi-tasking. I did not realize that I could:

1. feed Sydney
2. load the dishwasher
3. listen to the news
4. grade papers
5. surf the web for a science video to show my students
6. prepare dinner
7. answer the phone
8. text my girls
9. wash clothes
10. dry clothes
and
12. fax evals to our therapists

All at the same time.

Now, if I could just figure out a way to change lightbulbs and mop the floor too, I will be in business.

Just need a pair of roller skates.