Thursday, October 21, 2010

Alive...barely


If you have not had the Stomach Bug of 2010, count yourself lucky. What can I compare it to?

Getting your toenails plucked out one by one with a searing hot pair of pliers?

Feeling like you are the sole survivor of a tragic farming accident involving you and one of those big tractor thingies?

Experiencing stomach cramps that can only be compared to the contractions you might have delivering quintuplets naturally?

Having a debilitating wave of nausea overcome you with just the glimmer of a thought of maybe viewing a piece of fried chicken?

Fighting back the urge to smack your husband when he finally arrives home from work, runs out to get you a new 2 gallon bottle of Sprite, and then questions..."Why did you not drink this?"

Yes, all of the above and then some.

I have survived the stomach bug...it kicked my hiney...but I am still alive. Barely.

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