Once upon a time, there was a little squirt of a girl who loved the outdoors with a purple passion. One of her favorite things to do was romp and stomp around her Gigi and Papa's backyard.
One day, as she was wondering about the lawn, she encountered a scraggly straw hat covered in assorted mildews and dust particles. This little squirt of a girl who has a profound antipathy for any type of head wear, head band, or any other object which encircles the cranium, snatched up this dusty treasure. She held the hat up to her mother and uttered, "Huh?"
Her mother responded, "That is Papa's hat. He wears it when he mows the grass to keep the dirt out of his hair." The squirt deftly replied, "Huh? Papa?" and succinctly slapped the hat on her head. With a flick of the wrist and a slight adjustment, the squirt ran off to play.
She continued to wear the hat for the rest of the afternoon and adjusted it frequently at any point it fell slightly askew.
She monitored the jacuzzi while wearing her lovely bonnet with the help of her clinically insane sidekick, Rags the Jack Russell terrier.
The little squirt sadly gave up the hat upon leaving the Yard of Endless Joys and shouted out of the car window, "Buh bye! Seeeee You!"
The End
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